Scream Battles
137 battles fought. Listen, vote, and see who screamed wildest.
"this is the last time I am doing this"
"My printer is out of ink"
"everything is fine, this is fine"
"I missed the last train home"
"The update bricked my phone"
"I missed the last train home"
"My plant died while I was away"
"the receipt printed two feet long"
"i turned off the free tier and lost everyone"
"the pigeons got into the bin again"
"My phone just deleted everything"
"my boss replied all again"
"the pigeons got into the bin again"
"I got talked over in the meeting again"
"My lunch disappeared from the fridge"
"everything is fine, this is fine"
"I missed the last train home"
"my laptop fan won't stop screaming"
"The server went down during the demo"
"I only wanted a cup of tea"
What is a Scream Battle?
Each Scream Battle pits two anonymous screams against each other. Listeners vote for the one that sounds wildest. The more votes a scream wins, the higher its rating climbs. A scream needs at least 5 battles before it can claim the Scream of the Day crown. Anyone can add their voice by recording a scream. No account needed.